I requested ChatGPT to write down an imaginary seat-sharing dialog between DMK president M Ok Stalin and MNM chief Kamal Haasan. And right here is part of what AI conjured up:
In a luxurious but unassuming workplace in Chennai, Kamal Haasan, the charismatic chief of Makkal Needhi Maiam (MNM), and M Ok Stalin, the seasoned president of the Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam (DMK), sat throughout from one another. The air was charged with anticipation as the 2 leaders launched into the fragile dance of coalition negotiations for the upcoming 2024 Lok Sabha elections.
Kamal Haasan, leaning ahead with a considerate expression, initiated the dialog, “Stalin, it’s good to see you once more. I consider our events share a typical imaginative and prescient for the betterment of Tamil Nadu. Nevertheless, we should focus on the practicalities of seat sharing to make sure our alliance’s success.”
Stalin nodded in settlement, his demeanor reflecting each authority and amiability. “Certainly, Kamal. Our alliance holds nice promise for our state, however we should allocate seats strategically to maximise our electoral influence. Let’s delve into the main points.”
I didn’t like what ChatGPT wrote, so I did my very own. Right here:
Stalin: Vanakkam, vaanga, vaanga!
Kamal: Vanakkam!
Stalin: Tea or espresso?
Kamal: Thanks, however no thanks. Let’s get to the matter straight.
Stalin: Certain, however why not over a espresso? Our kazhagam espresso retains you awake to immense prospects.
Kamal: Thanks once more, however no, we’ve not been sleeping for a lot of nights anyway. Talking of prospects, sure, there are a number of of them, and I’m right here to supply the perfect of them.
Stalin: Are you making a proposal to us?
Kamal: Completely. I’m providing myself to your alliance. As a Lok Sabha candidate of my get together, your alliance. And it’s advantageous in the event you give just one Rajya Sabha seat in return.
Stalin: You imply you need a Lok Sabha seat and a Rajya Sabha seat?
Kamal: I’m providing to contest one LS seat on your alliance in return for an RS seat for my get together. The LS seat, it goes with out saying, must be in a metropolis, ideally Chennai or Coimbatore.
Stalin: You’re beneficiant, however one seat every to such a small get together sounds an excessive amount of.
Kamal: Nice issues are finished by a collection of small issues introduced collectively.
Stalin: That’s line.
Kamal: Van Gogh. He was a painter.
Stalin: Neglect it.
Kamal: You imply you’re rejecting the supply?
Stalin: Nah, I mentioned neglect that painter and discuss politics. Let me put it this fashion: We politely flip down your supply to contest an LS seat. Nevertheless, we provides you with an RS seat.
Kamal: Bertrand Russell mentioned …
Stalin: Oh, please …
Kamal: OK, then let me contest an LS seat; the RS seat can wait.
Stalin: Now we’re speaking.
Kamal: There’s no dialog extra boring than the one the place everyone agrees. Now, don’t ask me whose line is that.
Stalin: Effectively, let’s agree on that.
Kamal: On the quote?
Stalin: And the seat. We would like you to contest on our image and marketing campaign for the alliance throughout the state.
Kamal: I might like to marketing campaign, however my get together has an election image.
Stalin: Oh that torch factor! It may well’t throw a lot gentle on our folks in comparison with our image, the rising son … err … rising solar.
Kamal: Ours signify spreading gentle in darkness.
Stalin: Please don’t quote anybody on gentle and darkness. One LS seat. On rising solar. Take it.
(A protracted silence)
Kamal: Effectively, let me seek the advice of myself on this and get again.
Stalin: Take your time.
Kamal: Time is … by no means thoughts.
Stalin: Espresso?
Kamal: With slightly sugar.
Disclaimer
Views expressed above are the creator’s personal.
END OF ARTICLE
